Spring Scoot 26 Is Happening!

May 19-22nd, 2022

Get ready to ride!

After a 2 year hiatus we are back at it again!

Here’s the schedule – details are still coming in so keep an eye on this page or social media for updates:

Thursday, May 19th
7pm – Meet Up Bar – The Vern (2622 SE Belmont)
Ride to Cinemagic (2021 SE Hawthorne) for a screening of Quadrophenia; movie starts at 10pm.

Friday, May 20th
6pm – Meet up at Gladstone St. Pub (3737 SE Gladstone St.) – Ride to The Thunderbird (5339 SE Foster Rd.) – Bring cash to the Gladstone as we’ll have a cash bar in the back just for us at a rally rate.

Saturday, May 21st
10am – Cyclemaster (2747 N Lombard St.) for breakfast
11:30am – “Kyle’s 69 Mile Ride” leaves; a slow ride will be led by the Puddle Cutters – Fast & Slow rides will meet at the Highland Stillhouse (201 S 2nd St., Oregon City) for the midpoint stop. Ask about the scooter squad drink special.
4pm – End up at Bill & Stef’s Pool Party (3145 NE 142nd Ave.); there’ll be kegs and a taco truck; bring a swimsuit and cash.
8pm (doors)/9pm – Lay Low (6015 SE Powell Blvd.) – DJ Set, Baby Graves, The Last Responders, and Shock Troops (a Cock Sparrer cover band). No cover.

Sunday, May 22nd
10am – Greely Ave. Bar & Grill (5421 N Greely Ave.) for breakfast & raffle.
12:30pm – Ride to Edgefield w/ a fun stop along the way.

This year’s raffle is chock full of all the great stuff our sponsors gave us in 2020, plus new stuff we’ve been scaring up along the way.

Thank you to our Sponsors! We can’t do this without you!!

CANCELLED: Spring Scoot XXVI • Mostly Harmless

Thursday April 2nd – Monday April 6th, 2020

After much deliberation we will regrettably be canceling Spring Scoot this year due to the rising concerns of COVID-19.

Even though enjoying irresponsibility together is what we do best, logistically keeping all of our venues in line and all the unforeseen circumstances that could pop up really make organizing this one tough.
It was only six weeks ago that this was a mere blip on the radar, and we’ve all seen enough zombie simulators to know what this could look like in three weeks.

We all have loved ones close to us that are vulnerable to this so let’s keep them in mind while we navigate the next few months. Wash your hands and stay home if you’re sick.

We will be issuing refunds to those that have already purchased their rally packs and if you have any other questions feel free to send us a message.
Twist and Play Scooter Club

Follow details on our Facebook Page.

• Thank You to our Sponsors •

Want to be a sponsor? Email us at twistnplayig@gmail.com!

Twist N Play Anniversary Ride & Drag Queen Brunch

Sunday, January 12th, 10am

Night Light Lounge
2100 SE Clinton St, Portland, Oregon 97202

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Dots Cafe (at noon if you don’t want to go to the drag brunch)
2521 SE Clinton St, Portland, OR 97202

It’s that time of year again, and we’re gonna try something a little different.

January 12 lands on a Sunday, so we’re going at this for an all-day event.

We will kick things off with the Drag Queen Brunch at the Night Light Lounge. Tickets available at the following link:

Make sure you write “Twist N Play” as your group; sign up soon as tickets sell out! Drag Brunch Tickets are $30, which we know is spendy, so we’ll have an alternative meeting spot afterwards at Dot’s at Noon for those who don’t want to pay.

Admission is for the show and brunch, drinks come separate. Please put in Twist and Play as your party name when you go to purchase your tickets.

Afterwards, we’ll be riding around town to various locations for a good old-fashioned poker run. Come join the fun! See you there, weirdo.

Spring Scoot 25: Celebrating 25 years of bad decisions.

It’s that time of year again, hide the children and whiskey. Check that, bring the whiskey.

(Things may change over the weekend. Check out Facebook for the most updated schedule)


• Informal Early Bird Meetup – 6pm at the Vern (2622 SE Belmont St)


• 6pm: Meet & Greet at Joe’s Cellar (1332 NW 21st Ave)
• Ride later to another bar.


• 10am: Breakfast at Greeley Ave. Bar & Grill (5421 N Greeley Ave)
• 12:30pm Bridge Ride
• Afternoon: Ride ends up at somewhere with tacos.
• 8pm: Evening Party: Music at A & L Bar (5933 NE Glisan St)


• 10am: Breakfast at Broadmoor Golf Club’s Divot Room (3509 NE Columbia Blvd)
• Raffle & Prizes – This year, to acknowledge our significant 25th rally, we’re raffling off a significant prize — a 1963 Vespa All-State lovingly restored by Patrick at P Town Scooters.
• Ride to McMenamin’s Edgefield (2126 SW Halsey St, Troutdale, OR)

And isn’t that raffle bike sexy…

Putt Stuff 2: What What in the Putt

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Sunday, September 23, 11am to 10pm

Dust off your flat cap and shine up your club (are we still doing phrasing?) because Twist and Play is having another round of Putt Stuff!
Meet at the Lutz Tavern on Sunday, September 23 at 11am. $10 buy-in, we’ll have swag, food, and beer! Let’s brunch and hit the road for some mini-golf shenanigans in bar patios across town!

Buy Your Ticket Now!

Ticket includes beer coozie & button plus post-ride bbq & beer.
This is a very limited event, with only space for 30 people, so we expect these pre-sale tickets to go fast. In other words, get on it and buy your damn ticket now. Ride is open to scooters, mopeds, motorcycles, hovercrafts, autogyros, etc. and ends at a house party with barbecue and awards!

And join the Facebook event because that’s where we’ll post updates.

Train your livers, save your singles, Spring Scoot is cumming. Again.

Spring Scoot Schedule

(Things may change over the weekend. Check out Facebook for the most updated schedule)

Thursday 4/5 – We’ll figure something out for those of you showing up early. Non-committal, just how you like it.

April 6th

Friday Meet ‘n Greet

6pm- The Zipper, 2705 NE Sandy Blvd
Bar/food court/nail salon
Get your drink on and your nails did.
Pick up your Rally Pack, buy merch if you haven’t already
8pm- Ride leaves for our late night party at O’Malley’s Saloon, 6535 SE Foster Rd

April 7th

Saturday Breakfast

10am- The Sextant, 4035 NE Marine Dr
$10 for breakfast and no
n-alcoholic drinks
Wash off some of the fun from last night (but not all of it)
12pm- R.I.P. City Ride. We’ll be exploring places that we’ve lost over time, with a few surprises along the way. We’ll end up at Vespa Portland around 3pm for food and drink and the normal Saturday afternoon fun.

Saturday Night

9pm- The High Water Mark, 6800 NE Martin Luther King Jr
et your dancing shoes on. We’ve got The Ramodes (Depeche Mode covers in the style of The Ramones) and Boys Keep Swinging (All David Bowie covers)
To get into the venue side just say you’re with TnP

April 8th

Sunday Morning

10:30 am- The Lighthouse, 10808 NW St Helens Rd
$12 for breakfast (tip included)
Breakfast, raffle, awards, telling Soupcan to call tickets faster, asking where the hell the 2%ers are, and finally mounting up for the ride west.

12:30pm- Ride to the Grand Lodge. Sunday ends at the McMenamins Grand Lodge in Forest Grove. Claim your rooms now, pack up your booze and your swim trunks. (There is no official ride back to Portland)

Monday 4/9- Wash off the fun, do your walk of shame, ride home, don’t come out until you’ve realized what you’ve done.




You can pre-order your Rally Pack this year! (Look at us joining the 21st Century!) Rally Pack includes a SS24 T-shirt and Patch PLUS other fun shit.

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You can also pre-order your SS24 Poster! This years is created by non other than the very talented Bob Hansen! (Sorry, no preview available, you just have to trust us that it’s the tits!) We’ll only be printing a limited supply so just DO IT!

RALLY PACKS WILL BE SOLD UNTIL MARCH 23RD. AFTER THAT YOU WILL NEED TO PURCHASE AT THE RALLY (Only limited availability AND you won’t get any of the cool extras)

Click here to get it

Spring Scoot 24: R.I.P. City

Mark your calendars! April 6-8 2018 we’re taking to the streets to show off some of our favorite watering holes. At least the ones that haven’t been torn down yet. But don’t get sad, there’s plenty of things to love about Portland still. Mainly us. And drinking. Get all the deets on Facebook

AND! This year we are changing things up and will have Rally Packs for presale. We will post the link soon.