Happy hour this week is a repeat, because FESTIVITIES.

The Lutz

4639 SE Woodstock Blvd
Portland, OR 97206

Four stars on Yelp.

We’re going their out of curiosity…has anyone ever seen the religious compound on 52nd? Well, It’s open to the public! I totally want to know what’s in the ACTUAL ARK THEY HAVE. 

Apostolic Faith Church lights- open this weekend only!

6615 SE 52nd Ave
Portland, OR 97206


One star on Yelp- doesn’t sound like they have much in the way of beer.



I really can’t stay – But baby it’s cold outside
I’ve got to go away – But baby it’s cold outside
This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in
So very nice – I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice
My mother will start to worry – Beautiful, what’s your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor – Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry – Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more – Put some records on while I pour…

Happy Hour this week is at

Slow Bar


533 SE Grand Ave, Portland, OR 97214

Why are you rolling your eyes? We’re going because our very own Chance is showing down the street at Afru Gallery


534 S.E. Oak Street
Portland, Oregon 97214


Afru will have wine by the glass. Fancy. Cash only.

Tis the season & all that.