This weekend simply can NOT happen soon enough.

We weren’t able to check out this week’s happy hour, so we’ll be just as surprised as you!

HAPPY HOUR

MAD SON’S

http://www.madsonspub.com/

 

1109 SE Madison
Portland, OR 97214

 

(It used to be called Madison’s)

(YOU GUYS, THEY DO STEAK FRIES COVERED IN CHEESE SAUCE)

(If it’s too busy, High Dive’s our backup)

(Now I’m just doing parentheses to screw with you)

It’s Tuesday, and most of you are INSANELY hot.

But enough about your faces.

TUESDAY

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

(Some idiots are riding to Skyline Tavern, leaving at 8-ish.)

 

Happy hour!

Did you make it through the week without getting caught in a rainstorm?

Celebrate!

Happy hour this week is:

Fremont Ridge Inn

http://www.yelp.com/biz/fremont-ridge-inn-portland

 

5103 NE Fremont St
Portland, OR 97213

 

Where one reviewer says it was filled with perverts & one of the bartenders is “white trash”- so you’ll totally fit in!

 

I asked the club where they wanted Tuesday to meet up…

And received a different answer from everyone!

But I’m the one posting, so!

TUESDAY

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

I’M DRUNK WITH POWER

This happy hour calls for a backyard

Let’s all go over to Anthony’s house and use all his TP.

 

6540 NE Alberta St.

Portland, OR 97218

 

Anthony has no happy hour specials.

 

…we should totally create a Yelp page for him.

Sometimes you love a bar, but you really just want to see what other bars have to offer.

It doesn’t mean you love a bar any less- we do! We promise- but we just really can’t go through life not knowing what the inside of other bars FEEL like.

We’re mixing things up! It’s Tuesday- let’s try out Club 21 tonight. Will it be packed? Will there be shoodles? Will it still respect us tomorrow?

 

CLUB 21

http://www.yelp.com/biz/club-21-portland

2035 NE Glisan St
Portland, OR 97232

 

Happy hour!

For this week’s Happy Hour, Tim would like to give you all the D…

 

…ickel Brothers record release party!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1492786560953486/

ROADSIDE ATTRACTION

1000 SE 12th Ave
Portland, OR 97214

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/roadside-attraction-portland-2

(If it’s too busy, check for some of us next door, at the Basement Pub.)

 

So. Hot.

Must. Talk like. Shatner. Skin. Burning.

TUESDAY

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Happy hour’s THURSDAY THIS WEEK

All y’all are going to be busy on Friday. Let’s go out on Thursday!

Leisure Public House

http://www.leisurepublichouse.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/leisure-public-house-portland

8002 N Lombard St
Portland, OR 97203

 

Epicurious has a delightful article on the best way to throw a hot dog party…

But if you REALLY want to see a sausage party, come to Tonic!

 

TUESDAY

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

 

https://www.yahoo.com/food/how-to-throw-the-ultimate-hot-dog-party-89870510359.html