Happy hour, now with 100% more bar kitty

Happy hour this week is at

Slingshot Lounge

5532 SE Center St, Portland, OR 97206

I don’t feel like I should need to say it a second time, but…bar kitty.

Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigareets, they're supposed to smell like kitties!

Kitties aren’t supposed to smell like cigarettes, they’re supposed to smell like kitties!

Tuesday meetup, now with incriminating photos!

Hey! It’s Tuesday. You know what that means?



This week, Tracy will be bringing some old photos of us hooligans from c. 2002. She says her highlights include:

Inspired by Jesse’s photos that he brought last year I’ll be bringing mine from the years 2002-2003 when I still took real photos. Highlights include: * Seeing Doughnut without any facial hair whatsoever. But with a ponytail. • Bunny Boiler giving her absolutely best fuck off face. • Bob looking about 16 years old. (course he still only looks about 25.) • First Las Vegas scooter rally • First Scotchtoberfest in Eugene • Unfortunately no photos of Jesse hanging things off his penis. Which really pisses me off. I swore I had taken some.

Happy hour, and helping a friend out

Hi, all! Let’s do the important thing first, THEN we’ll get to the drinking part.

Everyone’s friend Miranda Joy had her scooter stolen. Here’s some info from her:

“My scooter was stolen from in front of my house today,January 10, 2014 at 39th and SE Gladstone, it is a flat black small frame vespa, 1974, please keep your eye out for it. My phone number is (redacted for her privacy- find her on Facebook!) if you have any information regarding it’s recovery. Or the Portland police, case number 14-2841”



So lets get on it, sleuths! 

Happy hour this week had BETTER be a celebration because we found it:

Imprerial Bottle Shop

3090 SE Division St, Portland, OR 97202


Look, you could find her scooter, bring it to he, and get a beer as a reward! 

(She has promised none of this, but you know you just want to help to be a good person.)