Tuesday meetup, now with incriminating photos!

Hey! It’s Tuesday. You know what that means?

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

This week, Tracy will be bringing some old photos of us hooligans from c. 2002. She says her highlights include:

Inspired by Jesse’s photos that he brought last year I’ll be bringing mine from the years 2002-2003 when I still took real photos. Highlights include: * Seeing Doughnut without any facial hair whatsoever. But with a ponytail. • Bunny Boiler giving her absolutely best fuck off face. • Bob looking about 16 years old. (course he still only looks about 25.) • First Las Vegas scooter rally • First Scotchtoberfest in Eugene • Unfortunately no photos of Jesse hanging things off his penis. Which really pisses me off. I swore I had taken some.

Happy hour, and helping a friend out

Hi, all! Let’s do the important thing first, THEN we’ll get to the drinking part.

Everyone’s friend Miranda Joy had her scooter stolen. Here’s some info from her:

“My scooter was stolen from in front of my house today,January 10, 2014 at 39th and SE Gladstone, it is a flat black small frame vespa, 1974, please keep your eye out for it. My phone number is (redacted for her privacy- find her on Facebook!) if you have any information regarding it’s recovery. Or the Portland police, case number 14-2841”

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So lets get on it, sleuths! 

Happy hour this week had BETTER be a celebration because we found it:

Imprerial Bottle Shop

3090 SE Division St, Portland, OR 97202

http://www.yelp.com/biz/imperial-bottle-shop-and-taproom-portland

Look, you could find her scooter, bring it to he, and get a beer as a reward! 

(She has promised none of this, but you know you just want to help to be a good person.)