For this week’s happy hour, lets spread some cheer.

At Magic Gardens.

217 NW 4th Ave
Portland, OR 97209

Magic Gardens has been a Portland staple since the 60s, and their building owner’s booting them out. This year we’ve lost Pals Shanty, the Matador, Produce Row, the Gypsy, Chopsticks, Slabtown, some places owned by club members…what else am I missing?

Ew. Change.



Your one-stop scooter shopping extravaganza!

Howdy, all! Looking for the perfect gift for X-mas? Or just trying to fill out your collection? Well lookie at what we got for you! (drumroll)

It’s an Etsy shop. It’s really not that exciting.

The club’s clearing out older patches, shirts & posters (the shirts will be posted after I’ve stopped eating Christmas cookies).

Talk to me about how I’m doing it all wrong tonight at


sci fi santa

Come on it’s lovely weather for a scoot ride together for twooooo…

Let’s go look at Christmas lights!

Meet up &/or drink at THE LUTZ

4639 SE Woodstock Blvd

Sort through the reviews- I’m not even going to quote the guy, but reading one of the reviews makes me want to punch the reviewer through the computer.

Follow, or interrupt, that with a tour of:

The Apostolic Faith Church

5601 Southeast Duke Street

Friday, December 12 — 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.

Ruining their Google results one year at a time.

Ruining their Google results one year at a time.