Friday!

You’ve got a couple of options- go downtown and try to find some hot seamen, or come to Happy Hour!
OREGON PUBLIC HOUSE
http://oregonpublichouse.com/
700 NE Dekum St
Portland, OR 97211
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-oregon-public-house-portlandenhanced-buzz-wide-24232-1410808920-31

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I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.

Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.

Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…

Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland

Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.

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