It’s. I just. Way too. I can’t. Heat.

THE SANDY HUT
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland

Come count down the minutes to legal marijuana!

What WHAT? In the Slut!

It’s TUESDAY. It’s GORGEOUS. Come join us at the Handy Slut!

SANDY HUT
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland

Where one reviewer last Tuesday said the the Hut…in its current incarnation…is TOO DIVEY FOR HER. Haaaaaaaaaa! Go away.

It’s hot! Let’s grab a beer and go see a movie.

FIRST UP- BEER!
HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY
2221 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97255
http://www.yelp.com/biz/hawthorne-hideaway-portland

Then, anyone feel like catching a movie? Mad Max: Fury Road is playing at Cinemagic at 8.
2021 SE Hawthorne Boulevard
http://www.thecinemagictheater.com/

Friday!

You’ve got a couple of options- go downtown and try to find some hot seamen, or come to Happy Hour!
OREGON PUBLIC HOUSE
http://oregonpublichouse.com/
700 NE Dekum St
Portland, OR 97211
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-oregon-public-house-portland

Chooo choooo…

All aboard the Tuesday train!

Let’s try out:

THE HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY

2221 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97255

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hawthorne-hideaway-portland

Picture is unrelated.

Oh I like taaaaa-coooos, I like burriiii-tooooos

Happy hour!

Portland Mercado!

Let’s go see what this is all about

SE 72nd and Foster Ave
Portland, OR 97206

http://www.portlandmercado.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-mercado-portland-2

Stop hiding. Come out to the real world. We have drinks.

MORRISON STREET GRILL
1205 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214
http://www.yelp.com/biz/morrison-street-bar-and-grill-portland

Friday’s weather will be ‘meh’

So come ignore it with us!

HAPPY HOUR

The Portland Cider House

http://portlandcider.com/

3638 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214

http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-cider-house-portland-2

These boots are made for walkin’…

Ready for another adventure? We’re on to test drive our next spot for Tuesday meetups-

MORRISON STREET BAR & GRILL

1205 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214

http://www.yelp.com/biz/morrison-street-bar-and-grill-portland

“It’s kinda like Red Robin, except with more vices.”

I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.

Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.

Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…

Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland

Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.