THE SANDY HUT
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland
Come count down the minutes to legal marijuana!
What WHAT? In the Slut!
It’s TUESDAY. It’s GORGEOUS. Come join us at the Handy Slut!
SANDY HUT
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland
Where one reviewer last Tuesday said the the Hut…in its current incarnation…is TOO DIVEY FOR HER. Haaaaaaaaaa! Go away.
It’s hot! Let’s grab a beer and go see a movie.
FIRST UP- BEER!
HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY
2221 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97255
http://www.yelp.com/biz/hawthorne-hideaway-portland
Then, anyone feel like catching a movie? Mad Max: Fury Road is playing at Cinemagic at 8.
2021 SE Hawthorne Boulevard
http://www.thecinemagictheater.com/
Friday!
You’ve got a couple of options- go downtown and try to find some hot seamen, or come to Happy Hour!
OREGON PUBLIC HOUSE
http://oregonpublichouse.com/
700 NE Dekum St
Portland, OR 97211
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-oregon-public-house-portland
Chooo choooo…
All aboard the Tuesday train!
Let’s try out:
THE HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY
2221 SE Hawthorne BlvdPortland, OR 97255
http://www.yelp.com/biz/hawthorne-hideaway-portland
Picture is unrelated.
Oh I like taaaaa-coooos, I like burriiii-tooooos
Happy hour!
Portland Mercado!
Let’s go see what this is all about
SE 72nd and Foster AvePortland, OR 97206
http://www.portlandmercado.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-mercado-portland-2
Stop hiding. Come out to the real world. We have drinks.
MORRISON STREET GRILL
1205 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214
http://www.yelp.com/biz/morrison-street-bar-and-grill-portland
Friday’s weather will be ‘meh’
So come ignore it with us!
HAPPY HOUR
The Portland Cider House
3638 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214
http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-cider-house-portland-2
These boots are made for walkin’…
Ready for another adventure? We’re on to test drive our next spot for Tuesday meetups-
MORRISON STREET BAR & GRILL
1205 SE Morrison StPortland, OR 97214
http://www.yelp.com/biz/morrison-street-bar-and-grill-portland
“It’s kinda like Red Robin, except with more vices.”
I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.
Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.
Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…
Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland
Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.
