Oh god, I’m so tired…

So very tired.

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Much tired

Happy Hour- ruining your online reputation.

Hahahaha. Remember when we had HH at the Apolistic Faith church? Copied from the dashboard on T&P’s admin page for the website:

Top Searches apostolic faith church,6615 s.e.52nd avenue, portland, twist and play scooter club, portland spring scoot 2014 video, portland spring scoot 2014

Lets compromise someone else’s online presence!

This weeks Happy Hour-

Ecliptic Brewing

http://eclipticbrewing.com/

825 North Cook St. Portland, OR 97227

Where one of the reviews states that they don’t have tartar sauce for their fish & chips, and that’s already bothering me.

Thanks for finding this image, Patrick!

Happy Earth Day!

Come celebrate with us by enjoying rye, hops, and barley!

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Who needs a beautiful liver?

Do you guys miss us?

Because we miss you. Really lots.

HAPPY HOUR

The Watertrough

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-watertrough-saloon-portland

4815 SE Hawthorne Boulevard
Portland, OR 97215

 

Happy Easter!

 

 

This weeks happy hour…

Well, we were going to try some place new for Happy Hour…but we can’t find any proof that the place we wanted actually exists. I’m chalking that up to rally induced hallucinations.

 

ALLEYWAY

http://www.yelp.com/biz/alleyway-cafe-and-bar-portland

2415 NE Alberta St, Portland, OR 97211

“Because it’s kinda close to the bar that we wanted but can’t find”

ZOMG

Back to the grind.

Well, it’s Tuesday. I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume you’re still drunk. Keep the party going, people-

 

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

 

Where I’m going to announce something about Matt’s mom. Wanna hear it? Show up.

Happy Hour this week is SPRING SCOOT 20

LET’S DO THIS. MEETUP AT NEST. IN DRAG. 6PM- RIDE LEAVES AT 7:30-ISH

This year we’ve moved the drag run to the Friday night of the rally. When we say ‘no upskirts’ it’s more for YOUR protection.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-nest-lounge-and-patio-portland

2715 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
Note the address! The old place burned, so they are now on BELMONT.

Full event info on Facebook-

https://www.facebook.com/events/155339784666126/

 

Hope to see everyone!

Thanks for the artwork, Noah Pfarr!