Oh I like taaaaa-coooos, I like burriiii-tooooos

Happy hour!

Portland Mercado!

Let’s go see what this is all about

SE 72nd and Foster Ave
Portland, OR 97206




I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.

Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.

Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…

Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232


Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.