These boots are made for walkin’…

Ready for another adventure? We’re on to test drive our next spot for Tuesday meetups-


1205 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214

“It’s kinda like Red Robin, except with more vices.”


I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.

Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.

Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…

Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232

Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.