Happy hour!

This week’s happy hour comes from our new Suggest a Happy Hour page. Ever popped in a place and thought “GOOD SWEET MOLASSES Twist & Play should totally have a Happy Hour here!” but then forget immediately, because you just got hammered on really, really cheap IPA’s? Tell us about it. Seriously. Drop us a line.

 

The Cardinal Club

18 NE 28th Ave
Portland, OR 97232

http://www.yelp.com/biz/cardinal-club-portland

Where one lovely reviewer gave it a D in Kinetic Energy. SCIENCE.

 

(Beulahland is our backup, if you don’t see us there)

 

 

 

Tuesday meetup!

This Tuesday is brought to you by:

 

Lucy!

Lucy is a 2 year old American Bulldog/ Boxer currently looking for a forever home at the Oregon Humane Society. Sh e wants to plaaaaaaaaaaaay please let her plaaaaaaaaaay come on plaaaaaaaaaay with heeeerrrrrrrrr.

Lucy can be found here: http://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/detail.asp?animalID=159909#.U4UU0HJdWSo.

Like her, but can’t have a pup? You can SPONSOR her!

https://secure2.convio.net/ohs/site/Donation2;jsessionid=1D4F36C89EC2147701791D6AD9650F61.app253b?idb=1136838473&df_id=1182&1182.donation=form1&idb=0

The Humane Society lets you donate a little to her specific care while she’s looking for a home.

 

Someone come out to Tonic tonight, and teach me how to embed links!

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Today must be Thursday…

Never got the hang of Thursday’s.

 

HAPPY HOUR

FRIDAY

CLUB 21

2035 NE Glisan St

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/club-21-portland

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This week’s announcer is Anthony…

Who’s been awfully quiet for a little while now.

 

It’s almost like…

 

NOW HE’S JUST SOMEBODY THAT WE USED TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

 

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

 

Happy hour this week is That Guy Matt’s birthday party!

Bare Bones Bar

2900 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bare-bones-bar-portland

 

Happy hour!

Happy hour this week should start off gross, but it’s leading to some good weather. We PROMISE. Would we lie to you?

Double Barrel

2002 Se Division St
Portland, OR 97202

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/double-barrel-tavern-portland-2

Today…

A young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Happy Hour just got a lot more “what”

Happy hour this week is:

 

Joe’s Cellar

1332 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/joes-cellar-portland

 

Where one reviewer gave it one star, for

“Mashed potato bartender”

 

That’s a thing? I would have been going a lot sooner if I had known.

Waiiiiiit for it…