Friday’s coming ’round again.

This week, our happy hour is being blessed by our second favourite Canadians!

(James, I’ll bump you up to first favourite when you have a video with a topless Emily Ratajkowski in it. BLESS YOU, ROBIN THICKE.)

Come join us at THE SANDY HUT because we’ve passed the honeymoon period with them & have given up on trying.

http://www.sandyhut.com/ (faaaaaaaaancy site there, guys!)

1430 NE Sandy Blvd

Happy Hour 4-7. $2.75 wells, $2.00 on all tall-boys
Jello Shots for a buck.

 

Come say hi to James & Deb!

Visual approximation

I could use a drink

And, not to be a jerk or anything, but you look like you could use one, too.

 

Meet up with us tonight at

 

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

7-ish

 

Where we will all be talking about twerking, and DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS.

 

 

Happy Hour this week is a sausage fest.

A delicious, delicious sausage fest.

 

THE WURST

724 E Burnside St, Portland, OR 97214

http://thewurstpdx.com/

 

Where games are a quarter, and they have skee ball!

Watch out for this weekends weather, guys.

Hello?

Is it Tuesday you’re looking for?

 

I’ve been alone with scoot
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I’ve changed the spark plug
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!

 

It’s Tuesday, come meet up with us at Tonic

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

7-ish

 

Where I hope most of you will have had this song stuck in your head all day.

 

Happy-happy, hour-hour

 

Happy hour this week is at

CROW BAR

3954 N Mississippi Ave, Portland, OR 97227

http://www.crowbarpdx.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/crow-bar-portland

A mom gave them a 1-star review for having unisex bathrooms! God, I love reading peoples 1-star reviews.

Joooooooooooooooooooy!

Twerkday

It’s TUESDAY!

TWERK

Meet up tonight-

Tonic

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

7-ish

TWERK TWERK

Ride leaves at 8!

TWERK TWERK MEMES DEAD TWERK

 

This week’s Happy Hour is the Puddle Cutters Extravaganza!

Because they’re just so cuddly, this week we’re joining our friends for the Puddle Cutters rally.

Friday’s itinerary is:

Meet at Club 21 @ 4pm. Ride leaves at 7pm.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/club-21-portland
2035 NE Glisan St, Portland, OR 97232

Friday night party at THE WHITE OWL.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/white-owl-social-club-portland

1305 SE 8th Ave, Portland, OR 97214
DJ AM GOLD is gonna be spinning records for us

Full weekend itinerary can be found at https://www.facebook.com/events/179344812240452/.

These guys kill me.

Because we’re so generous, we’re giving you OPTIONS

It’s Tuesday, and it’s hot out. WHAT TO DO? I’ll just let you look at the weather, first. I’ll wait right here for you to check it out.

Every day, for the rest of our life.

Done? Let’s talk.

Well, you aren’t my real dad, so I’m deciding. It’s hot, and a few of us are going to go see Star Trek tonight at Laurelhurst Theater. The only showing is at 7PM. 

LAURELHURST THEATER

http://www.laurelhursttheater.com/

2735 E Burnside St, Portland, OR 97214

If you can’t make it, please feel free to go to Tonic & keep them company.

Tonic

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Movie night?

Hi, everyone!

Twist & Play feels like sitting in the A/C & enjoying everyone’s company. Want to enjoy some delicious cold & watch Star Trek with us?

Star Trek- 7PM, Laurelhurst Theater, Tuesday, August 6^th.

http://www.laurelhursttheater.com/

May the Force be with You

Slappy hour

Happy hour this week is back at

 

THE ALLEYWAY

http://www.yelp.com/biz/alleyway-cafe-and-bar-portland?sort_by=rating_desc

https://www.facebook.com/alleywaybar

2415 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR 97211

Where the service is just as good as their attitudes.

I can’t think of anything particularly funny today, so here’s this guy. Awwwwwwwwwww.