Last Happy Hour before Spring Scoot!

Come out, let’s enjoy each other before we tarnish everyone’s legacy.

 

YEN HA

http://yenhapdx.com/

6820 NE Sandy Blvd

Where one reviewer mentions that, at home, they “wrap their remote controls in saran wrap”. YELP IS THE WORST.

 

Happy hour this week caused me to google “excited hot dogs”

http://zachsshack.com/

4611 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97215

PS- who’s getting excited about Spring Scoot?!

 

Because St. Paddy’s is for amateurs…

Come drink with us this Friday-

 

Ship Ahoy

Where one poet claims that they will always “whisk you away to Krunkville.”

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ship-ahoy-tavern-portland?sort_by=rating_desc

2889 SE Gladstone St
Portland, OR 97202

I just…can’t. I just can’t do today, you guys. Nungh.

Come collapse with me after work-

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

I’ll drink to that!

Happy hour this week will do some good! Except to your liver. Man, why do you hate it so much?

OREGON PUBLIC HOUSE

It’s a non-profit pub. NEAT. Read their info page: http://oregonpublichouse.com/about-our-non-profit-pub.php

700 NE Dekum St. Portland, OR 97211

They seem really nice, so I’ll behave & give them a pleasant photo.