Happy Hour!
Yen Ha
http://yenhapdx.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/yen-ha-portland
6820 NE Sandy
Feel free to bring your hangover
Monthly Archives: November 2014
Meow meow meow meow meow
This week’s happy hour is already making me thirsty
Paymaster Lounge
http://www.paymasterlounge.com/
1020 NW 17th Ave
Where…wow. 95 reviews and only 3 are 1-star? Well done.
And, per Alyssa- “Afterwards, The American Legion on Alberta has invited the crew to Bingo after 8pm. They have free/safe parking in a lot across the street and cheap stiff drinks, and would love to see us at the divey-est of dives on Alberta… It’s an option.”
TODAY IN DRINKING HISTORY
November 18, 2013- Toronto’s city council voted to strip scandal-plagued Mayor Rob Ford of many of his powers following a heated debate in which he knocked over a city councilor.
November 18,1978- U.S. Rep. Leo J. Ryan, D-Calif., and four others were killed in Jonestown, Guyana, by members of the Peoples Temple; the killings were followed by a night of mass murder and suicide by more than 900 cult members.
So…
It’s too cold.
If you guys manage to make it through this freeze, the Portland survivors of “Well, That Was a Bit Harsh 2014” will be meeting at:
The Slingshot
5532 SE Center StPortland, OR 97206
Tuesday, the redheaded stepchild of the week.
Happy hour, now with your daily recommended intake of gravy.
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got gravy?
TILT
3449 N Anchor St, Portland, OR 97217
They close at 9, so after 9 we’ll be headed to the Nite Hawk
http://www.yelp.com/biz/nite-hawk-cafe-and-lounge-portland
6423 N Interstate AvePortland, OR 97217
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