Happy Hour!
Yen Ha
http://yenhapdx.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/yen-ha-portland
6820 NE Sandy
Feel free to bring your hangover
Monthly Archives: November 2014
Meow meow meow meow meow
This week’s happy hour is already making me thirsty
Paymaster Lounge
http://www.paymasterlounge.com/
1020 NW 17th Ave
Where…wow. 95 reviews and only 3 are 1-star? Well done.
And, per Alyssa- “Afterwards, The American Legion on Alberta has invited the crew to Bingo after 8pm. They have free/safe parking in a lot across the street and cheap stiff drinks, and would love to see us at the divey-est of dives on Alberta… It’s an option.”
TODAY IN DRINKING HISTORY
November 18, 2013- Toronto’s city council voted to strip scandal-plagued Mayor Rob Ford of many of his powers following a heated debate in which he knocked over a city councilor.
November 18,1978- U.S. Rep. Leo J. Ryan, D-Calif., and four others were killed in Jonestown, Guyana, by members of the Peoples Temple; the killings were followed by a night of mass murder and suicide by more than 900 cult members.
So…
TONIC
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
It’s too cold.
If you guys manage to make it through this freeze, the Portland survivors of “Well, That Was a Bit Harsh 2014” will be meeting at:
The Slingshot
5532 SE Center StPortland, OR 97206
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-slingshot-lounge-portland
BUN-DUN-DUN-DUH-DUH-DUN-DUN
Tuesday, the redheaded stepchild of the week.
Happy hour, now with your daily recommended intake of gravy.
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got gravy?
TILT
3449 N Anchor St, Portland, OR 97217
They close at 9, so after 9 we’ll be headed to the Nite Hawk
http://www.yelp.com/biz/nite-hawk-cafe-and-lounge-portland
6423 N Interstate AvePortland, OR 97217
Here’s some more pop culture fer ya.
