Happy hour this week decided “screw patios, it’s gross out.”
Firkin Tavern
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-firkin-tavern-portland
Where they don’t have a single hilarious reviewer. Boooooooo.
Matt suggested this, and I have no idea why. I *never* question wanting a beer.
The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions, does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They spend the night laughing and having a good time.
TUESDAY
TONIC
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
This Friday’s scooter happy hour is at Barlow Tavern, one of the only places in town I know of that has grapefruit Radler on tap.
The fried chicken is pretty damned good, too.
This post is boring because Chelsea’s on vacation.
Barlow Tavern:
6008 N. Greeley Ave
People start showing up around 6, sometimes earlier, sometimes later, yadda yadda yadda
How will your friends know you love them at 2am?
HAPPY HOUR
Apex
7PM
1216 SE Division St
Where a bunch of people are mad that they don’t allow dogs. At a bar.
No Hounds allowed.
Hey, all! Happy hour this week is…
Our engagement party!
Come celebrate with Lincoln and me at
1856
Because DUH we’re going there
1465 NE Prescott St, Ste A
Twist N Play Scooter Club 
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