It’s hot! Let’s grab a beer and go see a movie.

FIRST UP- BEER!
HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY
2221 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97255
http://www.yelp.com/biz/hawthorne-hideaway-portland

Then, anyone feel like catching a movie? Mad Max: Fury Road is playing at Cinemagic at 8.
2021 SE Hawthorne Boulevard
http://www.thecinemagictheater.com/

Friday!

You’ve got a couple of options- go downtown and try to find some hot seamen, or come to Happy Hour!
OREGON PUBLIC HOUSE
http://oregonpublichouse.com/
700 NE Dekum St
Portland, OR 97211
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-oregon-public-house-portland

Oh I like taaaaa-coooos, I like burriiii-tooooos

Happy hour!

Portland Mercado!

Let’s go see what this is all about

SE 72nd and Foster Ave
Portland, OR 97206

http://www.portlandmercado.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-mercado-portland-2

Friday’s weather will be ‘meh’

So come ignore it with us!

HAPPY HOUR

The Portland Cider House

http://portlandcider.com/

3638 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214

http://www.yelp.com/biz/portland-cider-house-portland-2

I’ve spent this whole week being off by one day.

Happy Hour!
We’ve heard rumors that the Handy Slut has reopened after it’s dramatic sale & closure in March. Let’s go see how much they ruined the place! If they stopped serving Jello shots I’m never going back.

Wait…can you turn wine in to jello shots? TO BE CONTINUED…

Sandy Hut
1430 NE Sandy Blvd
Portland, OR 97232

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sandy-hut-portland

Now taking wagers on how long we’re at the Hut until Steve says “shit sucks”.

It’s the end of the week, the president’s in town, and traffic everywhere is at a standstill.

So come drink with us!

HAPPY HOUR
HOURGLASS PUB & EATERY
7401 NE Glisan Street
Portland, OR 97213
http://www.yelp.com/biz/hour-glass-pub-and-eatery-portland

Staying in town this weekend?

Have a good time at the May Day Rally, everyone!

If you’re staying behind, joins us at:

THE VERN (Hanigans)

You know you love it.

2622 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97253

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hanigans-tavern-portland-2

Where someone gave them a 1-star review because their TVs weren’t on a sports channel.

I can’t think of anything.

Been staring at the computer for half an hour, trying to come up with a post.

HAPPY HOUR

THE BEAR PAW INN

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bear-paw-portland

3237 SE Milwaukie Ave
Portland, OR 97202

Where some idiot gave them a 1 star review because he tried to pay using someone else’s card, and the bar had the AUDACITY to not give him said card back.

Srsly guyz I’m still beer bloated from the rally.

HAPPY HOUR
HOP & VINE
http://thehopandvine.com/
Where two people gave it negative reviews for not allowing kids starting about when we would get there.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-hop-and-vine-portland
1914 N Killingsworth St
Portland, OR 97217

Happy hour will be so good this week.

So. Good. And it will also make you go “what the hell is happening to N Williams?!”

Las Primas
3971 N Williams Ave
Portland, OR 97227
http://lasprimaskitchen.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/las-primas-portland-2