“Tuesday, you’re, like, REALLY pretty…”

“Thank you”

…”So you agree?”

…”That you’re really pretty?”

It’s ok, Tuesday. You’re fetch.




Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. [beat] And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. [beat] And I’m sorry for repeating it now.

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