So, Captain Picard, Spock & Gandalf walk in to a bar…

Because it was Happy Hour!

 

Happy hour this week is at

NICKS CONEY ISLAND

3746 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214

http://www.yelp.com/biz/nicks-famous-coney-island-portland

I’m not going to direct you to their website because it has the WEIRDEST LEGAL SPEAK PAGE EVER, and I’m convinced that it’ll give you ALL OF THE COOKIES.

And I’m nice like that.

Come early, because parking sucks!

SWOON