Your one-stop scooter shopping extravaganza!

Howdy, all! Looking for the perfect gift for X-mas? Or just trying to fill out your collection? Well lookie at what we got for you! (drumroll)

It’s an Etsy shop. It’s really not that exciting.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwistNPlay

The club’s clearing out older patches, shirts & posters (the shirts will be posted after I’ve stopped eating Christmas cookies).

Talk to me about how I’m doing it all wrong tonight at

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

sci fi santa

Come on it’s lovely weather for a scoot ride together for twooooo…

Let’s go look at Christmas lights!

Meet up &/or drink at THE LUTZ

http://www.yelp.com/biz/lutz-tavern-portland

4639 SE Woodstock Blvd

Sort through the reviews- I’m not even going to quote the guy, but reading one of the reviews makes me want to punch the reviewer through the computer.

Follow, or interrupt, that with a tour of:

The Apostolic Faith Church

5601 Southeast Duke Street

http://www.apostolicfaith.org/Christmas.aspx

Friday, December 12 — 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.

Ruining their Google results one year at a time.

Ruining their Google results one year at a time.