It’s Tuesday! And today’s looking like the best we got this week.
Most of the things I have with engines have done the following in the past week- worked magnificently well! Crapped out! Came back to life!
Come, celebrate my first world problems at
TONIC
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
7-ish
I promise to remember it’s Tuesday & come out.
That doesn’t quite work. Meh.
We’re having happy hour someplace we’ve already been, because I want to be able to walk home and I DON’T NEED ANOTHER REASON WHY. YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Happy hour is at 1856/Tiga.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/1856-portland
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tiga-portland
The building at NE 15th & Prescott.
They both have outside seating. No, you can’t walk your drink back & forth, but yes you CAN just sit outside & yell at your friends that are ten feet away.
1856 doesn’t have a happy hour, but they do have a delicious assortment of beers, ciders, wine & sake.
Tiga’s happy hour is 5-8, with discounted drinks and cheap eats.
Tiga will let you walk food over to 1856.
It’s supposed to be not-all-the-way gross out there, people!
How the…seriously, it’s a time warp right now. I both can’t believe it’s already Tuesday, and I’m crushed that it’s only Tuesday.
Tuesdays we meet at:
Tonic
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
7-ish
They tried to have a trivia night last time. We mostly talked over it.
Lincoln’s the announcer, and he’s announcing…stuff. Maybe some things, but definitely stuff.
Actual photo of Lincoln
Happy Hour this week is at
HOLMANS
http://www.yelp.com/biz/holmans-restaurant-portland
15 SE 28th
Their happy hour EXISTS from ONE TIME TO ANOTHER!
They have BEVERAGES FOR COMSUMPTION!
Their food COMES ON PLATES!
Someone on Yelp gave them a one star review because THEY HAVE A STELLA SIGN ON THE WALL BUT DIDN’T HAVE STELLA THE ONE TIME HE WENT THERE IN 2009!
We show up around “food eating time”- 7 is a decent time to aim for. Starving people show up around 6, people that are just cool show up around 8.
Holy crap, look at the image that popped up when I searched for “Holmans Portland’
I’m going, you’re going?
At approximately 4:00 a.m. on June 4, 1896, in the shed behind his home on Bagley Avenue in Detroit, Henry Ford unveils the “Quadricycle,” the first automobile he ever designed or drove.
Like a SIR.
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/henry-ford-test-drives-his-quadricycle
To celebrate, today I’m riding my moped to Tonic. Because it’s Tuesday. And I just tricked you in to LEARNING HISTORY STUFF.
Tues-DAAAAAAAAAY meetup.
Tonic
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
7-ish
They’ve just announced that they’re going to be starting a bar trivia night on Tuesdays at 7:30, so come out before we all get grumpy!
Well, why didn’t you ask?!
Happy hour this week is at YEN HA.
6820 NE Sandy Blvd, 97213
You know you love it.
Happy hour there is 3-7 & 10-12, but it’s not as if it’s the most…expensive place in the city.
Why are we going there? Because Orlando’s in town! And everyone knows an unhappy Orlando is a vengeful Orlando.
It’s Tuesday, and I already need a vacation because of my Memorial Day vacation.
So, what have you?
Let’s meet up at Tonic tonight-
I warned you guys it would be all unicorns from here…
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland
Doughnut was supposed to announce tonight, but he has more important things to do than hang out with us. That being said, whoever else shows up will fight me Thunderdome-style to see where Happy Hour this week is.
My Weather Channel ap says that today’s supposed to be slightly overcast, but zero chance of rain until exactly when we meet up this evening. F U, weather.
