TODAY IN DRINKING HISTORY

November 18, 2013- Toronto’s city council voted to strip scandal-plagued Mayor Rob Ford of many of his powers following a heated debate in which he knocked over a city councilor.

November 18,1978- U.S. Rep. Leo J. Ryan, D-Calif., and four others were killed in Jonestown, Guyana, by members of the Peoples Temple; the killings were followed by a night of mass murder and suicide by more than 900 cult members.

So…

TONIC

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tonic-lounge-portland

Whisky

Happy hour, now with your daily recommended intake of gravy.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got gravy?

TILT

3449 N Anchor St, Portland, OR 97217

They close at 9, so after 9 we’ll be headed to the Nite Hawk

http://www.yelp.com/biz/nite-hawk-cafe-and-lounge-portland

6423 N Interstate Ave
Portland, OR 97217
 
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Happy hour this week is SUPER SPOOPY

HALLOWEEN!!

Happy hour this week has something for everyone. It’s Halloween, Greg Walter’s birthday, AND, like, a thousand of your friends are also doing stuff, but we don’t care because we’re the only friends you need.

HAPPY HOUR

GREG & NICOLES

3946 Ne Mallory Ave

“Hot grill and rum horchata – kid friendly Looking forward to seeing you guys and ghouls tomorrow evening! Greg’s making his own cake and we’ll have some snacks. Stop by here before rolling over to Frazierville.”

Per Nicole- Wear a frikin costume.

Don't spread the flu!

Don’t spread the flu!